Hello. How are you?
The line has been quiet for a while. Let’s do something different. The line is now open for anything at any time. If you have something you want to whisper into a tree, pick up that phone.
To do so, dial 347-765-0148 or email a voice memo to email@example.com. That number is just for you. Nobody will ever answer that line and you never have to say your name. If you call the number, pick a place where you have the best phone reception possible.
The messages will be shared.
I hope to hear from you.